And I Quote ... (Part 3)

Here are more hilarious quote from our kiddo's...

Bailey, Age 5:

• "Lou's gonna stay in her PJ's all day, and Mom's gonna stay in her HomeJ's."
• "My cough is getting a little fizz in it."
• "I heard that in myself's brain."
• "I really did have a booger in my ear."
• "I've got back eyes. They went all the way to the back of my head and I saw her do it!"
• "God and Jesus are kind of the same person except with different hair."
• "Don't call me a goobertooter cuz I don't toot. I just goober."
• "I didn't tell you to go. I told you to get your face out of here."
• After spilling Goldfish in the floorboard of the car, "Don't worry mom and dad. There's only about 40 pieces down there."
• While driving on the highway past a dead deer, "I just saw a dead kangaroo."
• "You need to wash these socks twice! They look like they have two layers of dirt on them, but it smells like five layers."
• "Lou started it. I ended it. Parker middled it."
• "Running makes me toot a lot."
• After waking up with allergy symptoms, "There's hair in my throat."
• "Can you pull out my ponytail? Be careful. My hair is tired."
• To Lou, "Did you pee pee before the shower? Me too. Pee pee buddies!"
• "It smells like lawn mower breath out here."

Lou, Age 3-4:

• "Franky-Style" - aka Frankenstein
• "Pokipone" - aka Pine cone
• "When we trick or treat at church next year, can we just drive your car? Or, maybe we'll ride a donkey."
• "All this screaming and laughing is making my booby hurt."
• "Don't leave the water running in the sink. It could run out of batteries."
• "I think that moth landed on the wall to poop."
• "Gravo! Gravo!" Followed by Bailey saying, "It's Bravno!"
• Random comment while riding in the car, "I think Jesus is taking a shower, just like Pops."
• "If this baby doll plays with my belly button one more time, I'm throwing it out of my bed."
• "I know how to unlock doors cuz I speak Spanish."
• Random back to back comments while riding in the car, "Your front windshield is dirty. Somebody had hot fries again."

Parker, Age 1-2:

• "The booger is gone. It's in my mouth."
• "Let's go out in the backyardin!"

Of course, if you knew the context in which these comments were made, they would be even funnier, but I hope that you still enjoyed them. We are blessed to spend life with these awesome, crazy girls!

And I Quote ... (Part 2)

Our girls are at it again! Here is a new list of quotes that we've heard over the past few months. If you missed the first post "And I Quote..." then you can read it Here.


Bailey, Age 5:

• "Parker, what in the earth did you push?"
• "I wonder what a jelly bean bag is full of when it's empty?"
• "I like school, but I don't like how you have to follow the rules there."
• "I need to go home and pick out a smile for picture day tomorrow. I have lots of cheesy smiles to choose from."
• We told Bailey that we needed to trim her nails. Her response was, "No thanks. I'm going to use them to saw wood."
• "I don't want Lou to put her nose boogers on these."
• "G-Lightening" - aka Gatorade

Lou, Age 3 1/2:

• "You can't tell anyone at church that you got underwears on. You got it?"
• "We have to squeeze that cows teetee (utters) to get the water (milk) out."
• "I don't have wacky (wax) in my ears!"
• "Every little swallow, Every chicken feet" - aka chick-a-dee from the song Rockin' Robin
• "Jesus has a big castle with breakfast and a couch."
• "Where's my stolascape? Stelescope?" - aka Telescope
• "I'll take good care of it because Santa gave it to me. I mean Jesus. I get mixed up sometimes."
• "Can I warm my food in the magic heater?" - aka microwave
• "Daddy, you have big boobies and I have little boobies."
• "We haven't been this way since I was a baby with no teeth."

Parker, Age 1 1/2:

• "Pinnocchi - okie" - aka Pinocchio

"Out of the mouth of babes comes great wisdom" ... or just something really, really funny!

And I Quote...

Our girls are hilarious! After sharing some of their quotes with family and friends, my brother suggested that we start writing them down. So, for your reading pleasure, here are some of the things our girls have said (mostly from Bailey since she's the oldest) ...

• "Food makes me dance!"
• After being bit in the eyelid by a mosquito and her eye turning blue and swelling, I asked Bailey if she wanted meds for her eye. She said, "Yes, but let's put meds in my mouth and they'll go up to my eye."
• Parker started grunting in the car and Bailey said, "You're not going to shoot poop on me are you? Because that would be terrible!"
• Parker, Bailey, and I were in the recliner when 3 year old Bailey said, "Ow mom. Your elbow is on my booby."
• After sleeping with a hard plastic doll, Bailey said, "I can't sleep with this doll anymore. Her nails are scratching my knees."
• "My heart is beeping really fast." Aka - beating
• "Mom, you should have seen how big my poop was. It was bigger than dads!"
• Bailey asked if we could get Gypsy Ice (sno cones) after dinner, and I said no because her sisters didn't eat very much dinner. She said, "next time make a better dinner!"
• "That's the bestest thing I never did and now Lou's ruining it!"
• While driving, Lou said, "There's Taco Blano." Bailey said, "It's not Blano. It's Blanco."
• "I want cereal with full grain fiver." Aka - Whole grain fiber
• Lou said, "I have a bologna bottom." Aka - Bony bottom
• "Where's the Speed Lemon sign?"
• "Who wants cake? You want funella?" Aka - vanilla
• "That toot brought some pee-pee with it."

And that my friends, is a pretty accurate description of our everyday lives. We wouldn't change it for the world!