And I Quote ... (Part 3)

Here are more hilarious quote from our kiddo's...

Bailey, Age 5:

• "Lou's gonna stay in her PJ's all day, and Mom's gonna stay in her HomeJ's."
• "My cough is getting a little fizz in it."
• "I heard that in myself's brain."
• "I really did have a booger in my ear."
• "I've got back eyes. They went all the way to the back of my head and I saw her do it!"
• "God and Jesus are kind of the same person except with different hair."
• "Don't call me a goobertooter cuz I don't toot. I just goober."
• "I didn't tell you to go. I told you to get your face out of here."
• After spilling Goldfish in the floorboard of the car, "Don't worry mom and dad. There's only about 40 pieces down there."
• While driving on the highway past a dead deer, "I just saw a dead kangaroo."
• "You need to wash these socks twice! They look like they have two layers of dirt on them, but it smells like five layers."
• "Lou started it. I ended it. Parker middled it."
• "Running makes me toot a lot."
• After waking up with allergy symptoms, "There's hair in my throat."
• "Can you pull out my ponytail? Be careful. My hair is tired."
• To Lou, "Did you pee pee before the shower? Me too. Pee pee buddies!"
• "It smells like lawn mower breath out here."

Lou, Age 3-4:

• "Franky-Style" - aka Frankenstein
• "Pokipone" - aka Pine cone
• "When we trick or treat at church next year, can we just drive your car? Or, maybe we'll ride a donkey."
• "All this screaming and laughing is making my booby hurt."
• "Don't leave the water running in the sink. It could run out of batteries."
• "I think that moth landed on the wall to poop."
• "Gravo! Gravo!" Followed by Bailey saying, "It's Bravno!"
• Random comment while riding in the car, "I think Jesus is taking a shower, just like Pops."
• "If this baby doll plays with my belly button one more time, I'm throwing it out of my bed."
• "I know how to unlock doors cuz I speak Spanish."
• Random back to back comments while riding in the car, "Your front windshield is dirty. Somebody had hot fries again."

Parker, Age 1-2:

• "The booger is gone. It's in my mouth."
• "Let's go out in the backyardin!"

Of course, if you knew the context in which these comments were made, they would be even funnier, but I hope that you still enjoyed them. We are blessed to spend life with these awesome, crazy girls!