And I Quote ... (Part 2)

Our girls are at it again! Here is a new list of quotes that we've heard over the past few months. If you missed the first post "And I Quote..." then you can read it Here.


Bailey, Age 5:

• "Parker, what in the earth did you push?"
• "I wonder what a jelly bean bag is full of when it's empty?"
• "I like school, but I don't like how you have to follow the rules there."
• "I need to go home and pick out a smile for picture day tomorrow. I have lots of cheesy smiles to choose from."
• We told Bailey that we needed to trim her nails. Her response was, "No thanks. I'm going to use them to saw wood."
• "I don't want Lou to put her nose boogers on these."
• "G-Lightening" - aka Gatorade

Lou, Age 3 1/2:

• "You can't tell anyone at church that you got underwears on. You got it?"
• "We have to squeeze that cows teetee (utters) to get the water (milk) out."
• "I don't have wacky (wax) in my ears!"
• "Every little swallow, Every chicken feet" - aka chick-a-dee from the song Rockin' Robin
• "Jesus has a big castle with breakfast and a couch."
• "Where's my stolascape? Stelescope?" - aka Telescope
• "I'll take good care of it because Santa gave it to me. I mean Jesus. I get mixed up sometimes."
• "Can I warm my food in the magic heater?" - aka microwave
• "Daddy, you have big boobies and I have little boobies."
• "We haven't been this way since I was a baby with no teeth."

Parker, Age 1 1/2:

• "Pinnocchi - okie" - aka Pinocchio

"Out of the mouth of babes comes great wisdom" ... or just something really, really funny!